Monday 12 December 2011

The Captains of the Hook!


ONCE upon a time, in a land far far away there lived a vicious monster, an evil beast, size, well it's about the gargantuan. His heart beat would be audible for miles.
Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick!!
I say, FUCK that!!
The land of the hooded school girls and porridge eating bears is probably now having a nice dinner party with the dinosaurs. In fact, with only a little glimpse to it's first chapter, the story of the Captains of the Hook has only just begun.

Craig, Hudstin and Siddharth, names that ring a bell?! (if you are hearing bells in the middle of nowhere, m'dear sirs/madams you are going pyscho and if not, it is one of those bells you DO want to hear, fucked indeed!!) Moving back to a world of "unbracketed words" the names are familiar, the faces need getting familiarising and that too, QUICK!!

Playing bartenders, they will serve you Galaxies in Coffee Mugs, wearing a chef's hat, they cook y a platter of Fairytales. What comes next, is not yet known but I'd suggest you have all eyes out on them.
Vintage to some, mordorun (read: brand new) to the others, these boys have grown with invention in their hearts. Growing still, they've found their magic beans and now they are all set to take us all up the beanstalk this time.


Galaxies in Coffee Mugs

So then, this world is a world of wonder. Very similar sounding words, wonder and world, but it throws this odd blend of concontions at you that you don't know what to expect next. I looked at my coffee mug and found galaxies. Galaxies that were juggling playfully about. Sip it! Sip it! and you're two inches tall, A tiny fetus out to discover aliens that hold their hands out to you promising peace amalgamated with an odd merriment of dancing about through the narrows passages of a maze. Never neverland is never too far. The war has been long fought and the hooks have been long discplined. The Captains have arisen after 3.24. What was masked as an end rose again as a giant. I bet I'd see a clockwork rabbit next. The coffees, the mugs and the galaxies. Hello Alice. You were missed!!